So I heard today that the Govenator has had yet another pitfall in his life outside of California's failing budget, the rise of gang warfare throughout cities there, and the fact that his muscles are rapidly atrophying as he gets old: Schwarzy's got a love child. After investigation by reporters (this came after the former governor announced his divorce with Ms. Shriver) they found out that one of his staffers had been impregnated by the pro bodybuilder.. during his marriage. This makes for some juicy stuff, California! I'm expecting a movie within 4 years (Michael Bay, undoubtedly, with explosions and fireworks in the background as Schwarzy enters the bedroom...) Full article--thanks to CNN--below.
|No wonder Shriver's leaving him|